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CGnilka

DJ since Sep 5, 2008
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CGnilka She loved the front row tickets for the Rob Zombie show. Her mom buying the tickets and screaming with glee at the edge of the stage...not so much.
CGnilka Why do some writers still love typewriters? Jack Kerouac wrote "On The Road" on one roll of paper with no breaks. Try doing that on a laser printer.
CGnilka You're not riding the drug train. It's more like you're riding the beer bus. It doesn't matter. You're done for tonight. I'm calling you cab.
CGnilka Big things have small beginnings. This applies two things: life emerging from primordial goo on other planets and credit card debt.
CGnilka The convenience store clerk said to him "Sorry, we don't have a slurpee flavor with that name, but we do have Sooper Dooper Berry Blast!"
CGnilka Before you make jokes about that girl's purple beehive hairdo or retro fashion sense, you should know that she keeps a death ray in her purse.
CGnilka The movie theater served dinner while you watched the film. Great idea! Prime rib night with a zombie film double feature...not so much.
CGnilka The office outing to the karaoke club took an awkward turn when George from accounting took the mic and started belting out pyschobilly songs.

The CrampsLove Me

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CGnilka With politicians and pundits on TV trading sound bites about who has the best job plan, this song is now stuck in my head.

Minimum wage They might be giants

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CGnilka Soon they will begin to fold space. Traveling...without moving. Now turn off all cell phones and electronics. The drink cart will be here soon.

TotoTrip To Arrakis

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CGnilka Catherine Deneuve from "The Hunger" would have ripped Jacob from "Twilight" into tiny bite-size bits, then made fur coats of out the werewolves.
CGnilka He felt bad when he heard the old video arcade finally closed...for about a second. Then he was right back to destroying foes in Call of Duty 2.
CGnilka You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that to prove you're better than me!
CGnilka Robert McNamara: But what makes it immoral if you lose and not immoral if you win?
CGnilka Cowboys Stadium is the world's largest domed stadium. It seats 80,000 and has the world's biggest HD screen. That's no moon, it's a space station.
CGnilka When I hear about the recent news from Egypt, I can't help but think of Bob Dylan.
CGnilka Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak announced Tuesday that he will not seek reelection in September. Protesters in Cairo had an announcement for him.
CGnilka You're not drinking any Merlot? How about a nice tall glass of this stuff instead? Maybe not? I think you should stick with Pepsi.
CGnilka He put "Kwisatz Haderach" as his current position on his job application. He thought it was funny until someone named Paul Atreides called from HR.
CGnilka I don't mind your friend singing this song, but his habit of wearing medieval clothes and jumping on furniture while swinging a sword is getting old.
   
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