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Canada.
DJ since Aug 28, 2008 
Recent Blips
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Beeker, Beeker, beeking a ceeek. (Yeah. Even though I'm a sucker for cello, I always end up shouting, YOU ARE NOT HUNGARIAN, TORI AMOS. JESUS.)
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Generally I hate covers. But I want the Postal Service to re-do EVERY Phil Collins song, now. (And then they can start on the Dream Academy.)
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Ooo, look. Irene Cara and Donna Summer are two completely different people. You learn something new every day.
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Yeah, I'd forgotten Irene Cara's name too. I had to look it up.
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After hearing this song, I've decided that ALL rap ought to be rendered in Italian. In fact, I'm making Italian the international language.
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Good morning starshine. In Japanese. Oh, Blip makes me HAPPY.
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The ability to sing sarcastically is a rare one. Oh, Liz. You broke my heart when you went sex-pot to sell your next album. Sigh.
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And now... couples ice skating. Couples only, please. [lights dim]
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Okay. Seriously. Did no one in the original meeting go, "People in Africa generally DON'T KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS BECAUSE THEY ARE MUSLIM."
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Upbeat? FUCK upbeat. Also: HOCKEY HAIR FOR EVERYBODY. NO, WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A 92 YEAR OLD WOMAN. YOU TOO.
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I was going to put a lyrics snippet, but I'd forgotten how insipid the lyrics are. Just get up and dance, okay?
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From a musical about a woman who has secretly lived in a department store for the past 17 years. I did not make that up.
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"How did you get this number? I can't get my head 'round you..."
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I imagine Blossom Dearie as a tiny little woman who makes a mean martini in her doily-covered New York City apartment.
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"I get along without you very well - of course I do. Except when soft rains fall..."
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I mean, yeah, he's the whitest man to ever walk the earth. Still. Great hats.
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"My old flame, I can't even think of his name..."
