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DJ since Jun 9, 2009 
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elliott425
My desire to get six-pack abs by rigorous exercise is matched only by my desire to read random book reviews on Amazon to avoid exercising.
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You can call me John, or my Indian name, Stands With A Beverage. I answer to both.
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I'm the Michael Jordan of steering my car with my knees while fiddling with my iPod. #fiddling/violining
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Does it make me a racist if I only tell white lies? #SantasfavoriteTVshowisBreakingBad
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@anothercraze How about a pre-owned K-car with a giant bow on top?
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Christmas is the one where we bring a dead tree from outside in our living room and wrap it with electrical wire, right? Asking for a friend.
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Just a heads up to everyone: Yet again, none of you will be receiving luxury autmobiles for Christmas from me. #decembertoremember
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"Whenever I start to feel spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down."
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Remember when Kim Jong-Il was on blip? He played a lot of hip hop under the handle LicenseToIL
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Is it the winter of my discontent yet?
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I have to go to a baby shower tomorrow night. There is no joke here. I just have to go to a baby shower. In a related story, I will be drinking.
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Do you think Metric was a fan of the Yardbirds...or would they have been bigger fans of the Meterbirds ....#jokesthatarentfunnyfor400alex
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I wrote up a sign and put it in the dairy section of the grocery store right next to the Skim Milk. It said, "We are the 1 Percent"
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"October: The only month pumpkin patch owners and their wives don't bitterly fight about money and career choices." P.S. Fantastic video
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So how many sleepovers do we think Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox have had together so far? #bffs
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If I can go through my life without being shot at by a rebel fighter, I win. #Gadhafi
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This just in: Shakespeare maybe wasn't Shakespeare!!!....oh, you heard that one before?
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I buy grapes and bananas on Mondays, because a Thursday just isn't a Thursday without throwing out some grapes and bananas.
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If I didn't have my problems, I would be totally unstoppable.
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This track was originally called "Green Isles." This is much, much better.
